The poorly made and fairly awful official website of
The Home Counties Project
An aphid/griffin production
Soon to be the finest comedy ever written…. The Home Counties
Project. A tale of love hate and
farming. A story so epic in scale and
rich in plot that the Americans wanted to sue us for thinking of it first. It all begins in a cider circle far, far
away and, well, that’s it really… with many “international” locations visited
along the way throughout (due to budget constraint this will most likely be a
big fat lie, but hey!… ). With a
magnificently moving score provided by Riff Clichard’s kazoo concerto band to
round things off this is suspected to be the finest work in film in the
universe ever….. miss it and be middle class……..
OOOOHHHH AAAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is all your getting to see….
About the film
(The Plot, The Characters)
About the Creators
(Info on a couple of insane freaks)
Other mindless nonsense
(Some recommended links of ours…)
The Guestbook
(Sign it, go on, I dare you!)
Griffin Films ©2000 Aphidfilm limited ©2000
“The
Home Counties Project” is an aphid/griffin production for Griffin
Films/Aphidfilm limited ©2000. Any
attempt to copy any of the ideas of this or any other associated production of
either Griffin Films or Aphidfilm limited will suffer the consequences to the
fullest extent of the law x 1,000,000 so there!
What! You expected more!! You ungrateful shit!! Go and bloody get your own site then!